I’m here to rp and reblog so let’s get started
son of bigfoot thoughts:
- actually a pretty good movie, though if a little bit of everything you’ve ever seen in an animated movie before
-adam is adorable and you definitely see where his adorable qualities come from
-they couldn’t have made the villain more obvious if they tried
-talking animals were a tad unnecessary, though they do play a big part in the story
-story wise, again, if you’ve seen enough animated films before, you’re probably going to see where the story’s going (though you know this isn’t a disney movie because the parents are alive and surprise surprise the dad’s bigfoot)
-though bigfoot’s origin story sounds like something straight out of a comic book–not that that’s bad
-visually it’s amazing, and character designs are equally as stunning (being someone who wants to be a character designer this part stands out to me a lot); again, though, just going by how they’re designed you couldn’t have made the villain more obvious
-i’m sure there’s a lot more i wanna say but i wanna reiterate that adam is a cutie
-overall it’s a fun movie but you’re definitely going to be like “i’ve seen this somewhere” when it comes to the story
-lastly, adam is a cutie
all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage
49-minute yoda fuck scene
you are the exception
@ movie musicals: please just cast actors who are also singers. or if you’re not going to do that at least just go the les mis (2012) route and exploit the less than perfect singing for Emotional Authenticity rather than autotuning the shit out of every other note. or at least if you’re going to autotune it get someone who can actually do it well and doesn’t treat the software like they’ve always wanted to be a producer for t-pain
It’s okay you can say beauty and the beast
You can also say La La Land
scream: there is a respectable amount of screaming. could have been called “guy in a screamy mask with a knife” but they took a risk with the title and I respect that 7/10
the descent: there is a good amount of descending in this movie 8/10
it follows: it does, in fact, follow 9/10
Oculus: dumb. Idk what oculus means and I don’t care. shld have been called “murder mirror” 0/10
the babadook: movie is based around an entity known as the babadook. very good 10/10
creep: I guess the guy is fairly creepy, but I i wish the title was a little more specific. Work the wolf mask in there next time 5/10
the exorcist: there is an exorcist 8/10
the houses that October built: October can’t build houses. It’s a month. Idiots. 2/10 because it does, at least, take place in October
silent hill: I don’t think there are any hills that are more silent than the average hill in this movie 1/10
paranormal activity: there is activity that is fairly paranormal 9/10
the blair witch project: I guess what they’re doing could be counted as a project, and it DOES involve the blair witch, but I’d call it more of a “documentary” than a “project” 7/10
the midnight meat train: there is a train at midnight, and some meat themes throughout the movie, but the train itself is not filled with meat 6/10
the conjuring: nothing is actually conjured. they’re actually trying to get rid of something, which is like. the opposite of conjuring -100/10
